Why Ill never marry

Here it is, husbands, people who have someone for the rest of the marriage (used to say life).

Now i know, that woman, who couldnt satisfy his man, ordered this just to piss him off when he saw how much marketing guys charged his credit card for it.

But who actually payes ?

Selling to the Wives, its one of the best ways to do business, pipemen and pizza deliverers included thos guys know how to make her smile. No seriously, even if its not broken it can be fixed and then repaired.

Lost one too many brothers cos that worning wasnt around.

7 days a week, if only i could make that happen

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