I went to zoo with my girlfriend, came back alone, ty mister tiger :)

There we go, another proof that animals are smarter then people, they dont need no signes to act normal.

Why would i need to fake it ? 

Or slice them up before.

Other things are okey, just dont feed fingers.

If im in 7 feet from that thing, i think theres more to worrie about then some spray.

Been there, my ex also wanted me to quit. Well i would throw some sigarets to those poor fish, so they could smoke some. Go to hell evil zoo keepers!